You Might Be a Preschool Teacher If...

It's Wednesday.
Hump Day.
I hate it when people call it that.
It sounds completely inappropriate and I know I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Come on, people.
Let's be honest with ourselves and each other.


YOU MIGHT BE A PRESCHOOL TEACHER IF:
1. You know your exact head measurements in construction paper.
2. You know the exact proportions of a playdough snowman.
3. You haven't called it a "bathroom" or "restroom" in ages...it's a potty.
4. You inadvertently remind adults to use kinds hands, inside voices, and say "May I please".
5. You speak loudly. No matter what. It can't be stopped. Ever.
6. You turn everything into a motivating song.
7. You buys stickers habitually.
8. You're addicted to children's books.
9. You know the percentage of the chance of rain every single day.
10. You can be found in public on any given day with stickers and/or paint on your face that you forgot/didn't know about. 
And last but not least,
11. You can't decide if you love or want to murder Laurie Berkner


Did I forget any?
:)
Happy Wednesday!